As performed by DaVinci’s Notebook

Workin’ on a laptop close to the end

Of a job I been doin’ since half past ten

I don’t believe that it’s frozen again

The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o

I don’t believe that it’s frozen again

The system has gone down-o

So I took it down to the help desk,

I said make it better or I’m gonna cry

He said, “I’m sorry.  Your computer has died

The data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o”

He said, “I’m sorry.  Your computer has died

The data can no longer be found-o”

To the roof with the laptop I did go

Over to the edge and I gave it a throw

And when it arrived seven stories below

It really made a mighty find sound-o, sound-o, sound-o

When it arrived seven stories below

It really made a mighty find sound-o

Well that didn’t do enough to ease my pain

So I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane

Sayin’ this is all Billy Gates’s fault

I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-o, down-o, down-o

This is all Billy Gates’s fault

I’m gonna be trackin’ him down-o

Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane

Hit Starbucks to get outta the rain

Paid all of my dough for a thimble of Joe

Full of foam and a cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o

All of my dough for a thimble of Joe

Full of foam and a cinnamon brown-o

When the Gates found out about my plan

He packed up a bag, turned tail and ran

Megaloman took it out on the lam

And hid way under ground-o, ground-o, ground-o

Megaloman took it out on the lam

And hid way under ground-o

Well the Gates been a runnin’ ever since that day

Thinks he can hide but he can’t get away

When I finally find his little skinny behind

Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o

Finally find his little skinny behind

Gonna kick it all over this town.